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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Lentil Ham Bone Soup

Once upon a time, I made a ham.  From scratch.  And shared it with Heather, Mom, Memaw, and Papaw.  Once upon a time was Easter last year.  We do Easter at my house because my Aunt (at whose house we would  otherwise be for a holiday of such magnitude) usually travels to a church function over Easter weekend.  Anyway, last year was the first time that I baked a ham from scratch.  Bone and all.  At the time, I thought to myself, "I'm going to put this ham bone away and make some awesome soup with it soon."  Soon turned out to be the better part of a year later.  Oh well.  It was frozen and the soup didn't suffer at all from its main ingredient having an extended vacation in the frozen tundra with the pounds of butter I got on sale and the varying packages of frozen vegetables that take (usually) much shorter excursions up there.

When I finally got around to pulling the ham bone out of the freezer, I had every intention of soaking some cranberry beans overnight and making a completely different soup.  However, a busy work week and familial obligations (and general forgetfulness) got in the way of my remembering to put the beans on to soak when I got home.  I was rooting in the refrigerator a few days after I'd taken it out of the freezer and realized that if I didn't do something with this ham bone soon, it'd go to waste.  And I couldn't stand that.  So, I said (probably out loud... if you know me, you know this isn't abnormal), "Screw the cranberry beans!  I'm using lentils!!"  And so this recipe was born.  

I was kind of amazed.  I didn't even have to go to the store and the soup really only took about an hour and half to come together.  Most of that time it was sitting on the stove bubbling away.  


This soup was delicious ladled over a generous wedge of Southern cornbread.  


I would like to note three things.  #1 If you don't feel like baking an entire ham, you can pick up ham bones from Honey Baked Ham for about $5.00.  They usually have a generous amount of meat left on them too.  If you don't have one near you, consider asking your local butcher or the meat counter at your local grocer.  #2 My ham bone was cooked before I made this soup.  Yours should be too.  #3 I made this soup with what I had in my kitchen at the time I decided to make it.  You can do that too.  If you don't have half of a green bell pepper and half of a red bell pepper (mine were left over from another recipe and [blessedly] already chopped), consider using what you have on hand.  If you've only got one yellow bell pepper, use that instead.  If you've not got any bell peppers but you've got a few stalks of celery or some extra onions, use those instead.  It would change the taste of the soup but what's the fun of sticking to a recipe exactly anyway?

Lentil Ham Bone Soup
1 ham bone with any leftover meat still attached
1 lb. lentils (I used green ones.  You don't have to but remember that some cook faster than others.)
1 - 2 bay leaves
1 14.5 oz. can petite diced tomatoes, with juice
1 large onion, chopped
1/2 green bell pepper, chopped
1/2 red bell pepper, chopped
1 big handful matchstick carrots (or 1 medium carrot, chopped)
salt and pepper to taste

*In a large pot, cover ham bone with water.  Put pot and its contents over medium heat.  While it's heating, rinse and sort the lentils (not to sound lentil-ist but you should pick out the ones that don't look like the other ones).  Add lentils to the pot with the bay leaves.  Pepper to taste.  (A few turns of my pepper grinder for me.)   Add chopped veggies to the pot with the can of tomatoes.  Cook over medium heat for 1 1/2 to 2 hours total.  It'll bubble.  Add water if it gets to looking too dry.  After you've been at it for about an hour, taste the lentils and veggies every so often to see if they're done.  You'll want the lentils to not be crunchy anymore but to still have a little bite.  Once the lentils and veggies are cooked to your liking, add salt if desired. I just add a bit and then let people add salt to their taste.  Serve warm.  I served mine over cornbread but you could serve it over rice.  I'm sure it'd also be great by itself.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Movie Review: The King's Speech

The King's Speech is an enchanting film about a wartime King trying to do what is right by his country.  England's Prince Albert succeeded his brother King Edward VIII to the throne in 1937 after Edward's scandalous abdication the previous year to marry an American divorcĂ©e.  Known after his succession to the throne as King George VI, Prince Albert suffered from a speech impediment from an early age; a malady that plagued him for most of his life until he met a commoner named Lionel Logue, a speech therapist with unconventional methods.  After a rocky start, these two men from startlingly different backgrounds became lifelong friends.  This film chronicles not only the King's struggles with public speaking and how his relationship with Logue and his sweet wife (Elizabeth, the late Queen Mother) helped him to overcome those struggles; it also creates a picture of pre-WWII England and gives us a taste of what the world must've been like before Hitler and his followers forced it to change forever.

Colin Firth, whom I love, impeccably supported by Helena Bonham Carter and  Geoffrey Rush, delivered an amazing performance.  It takes a good actor to deliver a line.  It takes a greatly skilled actor to deliver a line with a stammer and deliver it in such a way that it is not only believable but also portrays the anguish and frustration that such an impediment must give to a person of such stature.

The King's Speech is a must-see for anyone wanting to round out their award-season viewings, as Colin Firth has already won a Golden Globe for Best Actor-Drama.  I'm sure more accolades are to come as long as The Social Network doesn't sweep the year in a depressingly Titanic-esque sort of way.  The film is also a must-see for history buffs; anyone who loves Colin Firth; people who want to see Wormtail play Winston Churchill and Bellatrix Lestrange as a member of the royal family; anyone who wants to have a laugh and the next minute, a cry; and lastly, anyone who enjoys the artful dropping of a good f-bomb or two...or seventeen.

Interestingly, if you'd like to hear King George VI's first wartime address for which the film was named, you can find it here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhFW_auT20.  Another tid-bit of interestingness:  King George VI and I share a birthday.  Of course, his birth was 84 years prior to mine and he died before I was born but that is neither here nor there.  I enthusiastically suggest this film.  Go see it.  You won't regret it.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Dear 2011

I wrote my first poem of 2011 the other day.  I think it speaks for itself.

Dear 2011 or I am karma's bitch

Dear  2011,

I take back my challenge.  Please stop 'bring(ing) it on'.  I am not 'ready'.  

Thanks,
Amy

I'm lucky that I'm a saver
I guess.
I mean
it's nice that it didn't hurt too much
to pay for that
new phone.
But after i got that
bad cold
and still had to drive to Atlanta,
my 
car broke down
on the way back.  I
think it's just cruel that the 
heater doesn't work.

*I would like to note that, on the bright side, I did have a FABULOUS time in Atlanta with my two awesome Aunties AND my Aunt and Uncle did drive like two hours to help me when my car broke down. SO... I do have some good things to count amongst all the bad karma.